Friday, October 26, 2012

Lounge gymnastics

On Tuesday, ThingOne went to Anne in tears. It was clear she'd done something she felt guilty about. She told her mum she'd pulled the curtain off the rail in the front room (which to be fair to her wasn't well attached).

Anne asked how it happened, and ThingOne insisted she was just doing her jigsaw, but admitted she may have pulled on the curtain a bit too hard. This seemed a bit suspicious, but we didn't go into it much further.

Later that evening we had the bright idea of checking the Gmail folder to which our IP camera sends photos when it detects motion. It seems ThingOne has an odd approach to jigsaws...

Saturday, October 20, 2012

ThingOne's World

On 30th August this year we drove to Knebworth Park to spend the bank holiday with my mum, and on the way there I played ThingOne 'Yakko's World', a song from the TV show Animaniacs, where a cartoon character sings the nations of the world to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance. Here's a link to the video.

I thought she'd enjoy it, and sure enough ThingOne was very taken with the song. Having recently learned that I could list the states of the US in alphabetical order (a party trick I learned at Uni - wild times) she asked if we could learn the words to 'Yakko's World'. I agreed we could do it together, and we started that evening. At the start I wondered how far we'd get into it. It did seem like quite a challenge.

Nearly two months later, and we've done it. We learned a line at a time, and continually tested each other and recited it. ThingOne's enthusiasm rarely flagged, and she worked at it a lot. I'd go through it in my head as I swam lengths, I'd sing it in the shower, and I'd hear ThingOne going through it in her bed at night.

The song is from 1993, so isn't up to date, and even given its age favours scansion and neatness over accuracy and completeness. I found a good discussion of its inadequacies online (link here). I love the internet. Nevertheless it's an impressive bit of writing.

So now I present, Yakko's World, or The Nations of The World (as at the time the movie Jurassic Park was released) sung by ThingOne (aged 6):

Is there any benefit to doing this? I certainly didn't have anything other than a fun project in mind when we started. I wondered if I was helping ThingOne by filling her brain with nonsense or distracting her from learning something more important. After the fact, I've justified it to myself thusly:
- it shows her she can learn anything difficult if she puts her mind to it, and that something that seems hard just needs time and effort;
- it shows her that a good memory can to masquerade as intelligence;
- it shows her that it's easier to remember a song that just a list of words;
- she'll have now heard of many of the countries of the world;
- given the way the countries are grouped in the four sections will have some idea what's close to what (this has helped me - my South American knowledge was woeful);
- she'll have a party trick for ever more.

I've also learned this song, but I'll spare you that video on here.

A side effect of this project we hadn't really noticed until we'd finished is that ThingTwo (4) has learned much of the song too. The night ThingOne and I learned the last bit ThingTwo did an impromptu rendition of the first two sections (half the song!) The poor girl has had to listen to ThingOne and me singing it for nearly two months, so perhaps it's not surprising it sunk in. Here's her effort. Given her age I didn't make her apologise for the prompting she occasionally needed.

Monday, October 15, 2012

The boniness of the long distance runner

In February Anne and I decided to try to be a bit more healthy. We did this by eating better, monitoring portions, drinking less and getting more exercise.

I started a Couch to 5k training plan, having been inspired by, of all people, Charlie Brooker. I used a similar iOS app to him, which would let me listen to my music or podcasts and occasionally give me instructions. "Run for 30 seconds", "Now walk for a minute", "Stop slouching".

It got me running for 30 minutes over about three months, and to my surprise I found I quite enjoyed the running. Having taken it up as a way to burn calories so I could eat more cake, I wasn't expecting to enjoy running for the sake of it. I'd liked the convenience of being able to run anywhere, without sticking to the schedule of exercise classes, but in the end it was the relaxation of the time alone and finding new routes which I enjoyed.

Once I was running 30 minutes (which I assumed was 5k) I decided to challenge myself by entering a 10k run in May. I started tracking my runs with GPS and Run Keeper on iOS, and was surprised to find I was running much faster than I realised, and that getting to 10k didn't involve much more running (I finished my 10k event in 46 minutes).

I found the running, along with the healthier eating, had meant I'd shedded weight much more, and more quickly, than I intended. My challenge then became how to increase my intake suitably in such a way as not to lose more weight whilst still eating healthily, and ensuring I did other exercise to ensure I didn't end up stick thin with a weedy upper body. I've ended up having to get the waist on my trousers taken in, and buying new clothes in sizes I've not worn since I was in my mid teens.

Over the summer I consistently ran three times a week, 7k twice in the week and 10k at the weekend. I took to early morning runs, rising at 6am so I could get back before the kids were up. I loved being out at that time, though can't say I enjoyed waking so early. I enjoyed the flexibility of still being able to run whilst on holiday (and had some lovely runs along a river in The Netherlands near to where we were staying).

I figured I'd do some more 10ks this year, and try a half marathon (21k) next year. But then I got over excited and signed up for the Perkins Great Eastern Run (half marathon) in Peterborough which took place yesterday. I worked out a training plan, figuring that doubling my distance would just be a matter of more of the same.

I found it a lot harder than that though. As my distances got up (gradually) to 15km and over and over an hour in time I found I needed to adjust what I was doing to ensure I was hydrated and 'fuelled' (i.e. I needed to have a banana and some water before I ran). As the half marathon approached and my training runs went from 17k to 19k my left knee started hurting. I had to ease off and then completely stop running. I'd been planning to ease off anyway as part of my plan in the fortnight before the event, but in the end my tapering became extended. I started swimming more than running to give myself some low-impact exercise.

So yesterday, with my knee feeling OK, I drove to Peterborough to do the HM. The drive made my knee hurt a lot, so the signs weren't good.

I always listen to music or podcasts when I run. I recently found that the issue of running with headphones leads to some strong feeling, with some proper runners having a strong dislike of people who do it. Some events ban headphones for safety reasons, but this event was so big it wouldn't have been enforceable so I was OK to use them. I only had one headphone in, so I could listen to music, and Run Keeper cues, whilst still being aware of people around me.

Someone had lent me a CD of 101 running songs, so to keep things fresh I decided to use that on my run without reviewing which songs were on it. It was a strange mix, and did have the intended effect of keeping me on my toes. There were some tracks I'd never have on my iPod (Katy Perry, Brittany Spears) and some very cliched running songs (Keep on Running), along with some nice surprises. Appropriately for the soundtrack to my run I kept mainly to the middle of the road when I was running.

My knee ached for the first few miles, but I soon stopped noticing it. Whether that's because it was OK or because I was numb I'm not sure.

Since training for a 10k I've not seen any point in switching between KMs and miles, so my training has been getting me to the point where I felt I could attempt 21k, rather than 13.1 miles. I split the course in my head into three 7k runs, which seemed to work well. I'd been aiming for a pace of 5 minutes per KM, which would have kept me under 2 hours. However, I soon found I was running faster than that, being caught up and motivated by the runners around me. I thought about slowing down to pace myself better, but am not very good at doing that. By the time I started the final 7k stretch I was starting to feel tired, but also motivated to go on by the feeling of being nearly there.

My mistake was, having focused on KMs rather than miles, I saw the 11 mile sign and thought "Only a mile to go". I then reached the 12 mile sign and thought "Hang on, there are just over 13 miles in a half marathon. Not 12!" This made the final mile a bit more of a struggle, but I saw my mum, who'd come out to see me finish, when I had a few hundred meters to go, so that boost saw me nicely along the finish line.

I'd suggest to Anne that she and the kids not come, since I didn't want to be worrying about whether the kids were cold/wet/bored when I was selfishly focusing on me and my aching legs. It was great to have my mum there at the end though. I was handed jaffa cakes, millionaire's shortbread and a banana after I'd finished by some very nice people working at the race. Amazing that such small pleasures can be so welcome.

I finished in 1 hr 42 minutes and 8 seconds (chip time), which I gather is a good time for a first half marathon, and I was pleased. It was a nice flat course, so a good one to start with. Not very scenic (Peterborough isn't particularly beautiful), but the race was well organised and I enjoyed it a lot. Mum and I went to Nandos for lunch, and I've never felt like I've earned chicken and chips in the same way before.

When I got home I made the mistake of taking the kids to the park on their bikes. I'd forgotten this mean I'd have to run alongside ThingTwo, who has recently started cycling without stabilisers, and is likely to cycle into trees and fences.

Today my thighs are killing me, and I'm struggling climbing stairs. I feel good though, and am keen to, after some recovery time, build my runs back up gradually and focus on running without my knee hurting.

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Just four ThingTwo

ThingTwo turns four today. She had a party at Cheeky Monkey's play barn yesterday, and was very excited.

Here's a video I made to celebrate by telling the girls they could choose what they did. It was mostly "play this backwards" and "film this upside down". Given their fondness for gimmicks I've a feeling my kids will eschew Dogme 95 (the overlayed They Might Be Giants track wouldn't be allowed for a start).

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Keep the treats coming

This morning as I made pancakes for the kids I explained why we have pancake day, and told ThingOne about Lent. ThingOne froze.

"But WE'RE not Christians, so WE don't have to give up treats do we?"

I confirmed that she wasn't going to have to go without treats until Easter. She visibly relaxed and exclaimed "Phew!"

Sounds like she could do with making a few sacrifices.

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Birthday magic

I was going to write up a post about ThingOne's sixth birthday party on Saturday. I was going to go into some detail on the preparation, the effort we went to, the face painting, Anne creating a cake which would bring ThingOne a little joy, my buying props and learning magic tricks mixed with some whizzy chemical reactions. Fortunately though ThingOne received a journal as a gift, and was keen to write about her party in the first entry, so I'll just recreate that entry here and you can get the skinny on the party from her...

Saturday 14th January

I had a birthday party. Daddy did a magic show. It was okay. I knew some of the tricks.

Nice for her to have that day saved for posterity.

Saturday, January 07, 2012

Great 2011 Things

Happy new year etc. In the Kent-Taylor house now that Christmas is done we're approaching Birthday Season, with both the kids' birthdays coming up in the next month and a half. As if they haven't had enough excitement.

In the past I've marked these occasions with videos of their years or something else special, but this year I've made a single video of the last year for all of us.

We did lots of Great Things in 2011 (which is the name of the song on the video; I am clever) and the girls are growing up at an alarming rate. ThingOne turns six (six!) next week, and ThingTwo will soon be four (four!) They're at a great stage, where they can generally play together really nicely. Until one of the feels the least bit slighted and then all hell may break loose. ThingTwo's discovering tantrums, which we're hoping we've put the kybosh on with some firm parenting. I suspect we still have some way to go.