Saturday, December 24, 2011

ThingOne and ThingTwo's 2011 Christmas message to the nation

ThingOne and ThingTwo have recorded a message, which says a lot about them and their attitudes to life and Christmas. Happy Christmas Everyone.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Mistletoe and Bathwater

I covertly filmed ThingOne and ThingTwo for six minutes yesterday as ThingOne tried to teach ThingTwo a song. ThingTwo saw me, ThingOne was oblivious. I edited down to one and a half minutes of their (mainly ThingOne's) weirdness.

In days gone by this would be creepy and frowned upon. It probably still is.

ThingOne seems rather keen on Mistletoe and Wine.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011


ThingOne asked me about university this evening as she and ThingTwo ate tea. I explained that it's somewhere you go when you're 18 if you want to continue studying, and you can choose what you want to learn.
ThingOne: "I want to learn about the elements."
Me: "Well, that's Chemistry. Mummy did some of that. She did Biochemistry and Genetics. Genetics is about DNA."
ThingOne: "That's what I want to do. Biochemistry and Genetics."
ThingTwo: "What's easiest?"