This morning as I made pancakes for the kids I explained why we have pancake day, and told ThingOne about Lent. ThingOne froze.
"But WE'RE not Christians, so WE don't have to give up treats do we?"
I confirmed that she wasn't going to have to go without treats until Easter. She visibly relaxed and exclaimed "Phew!"
Sounds like she could do with making a few sacrifices.