ThingOne's been thinking about babies recently, as a few people we know are having them. Yesterday at nursery she told her friend that she (ThingOne) is just a little girl but when she's big she'll be a mummy. Today she probed Anne...
L: Do all mummies have babies?
A: Yes, all mummies have babies, but not all ladies have babies.
L: Why not?
A: Maybe they don't want babies.
L: How do the babies get in there?
Oh God. Already?
A: In where?
L: In their tummies?
A: The daddies put a seed in there and it grows into a baby.
ThingOne lifts her T-shirt and points to her tummy.
L: Daddies put a seed in there??
L: I don't think daddies go inside.
A: Erm, [sings] There were five in the bed and the little one said...
ThingOne was, fortunately, distracted. But it's unlikely to be the end of it.
On a different subject, spring seems to be coming and ThingTwo had fun in the garden today: