I covertly filmed ThingOne and ThingTwo for six minutes yesterday as ThingOne tried to teach ThingTwo a song. ThingTwo saw me, ThingOne was oblivious. I edited down to one and a half minutes of their (mainly ThingOne's) weirdness.
In days gone by this would be creepy and frowned upon. It probably still is.
ThingOne seems rather keen on Mistletoe and Wine.